Lock down your shrimp

Last night at around 9:30pm we had to make a quick trip to Wegmans.

Good thing a club pack of shrimp wasn't on my list. Because at this location they get locked down after 9pm!

You need lipstick? Sorry. I'm going to have to get a manager to come unlock the cage...

Apparently shrimp is a hot commodity in our city. I read this in our local news this morning.

A 54-year-old (my city) man has been charged with third-degree robbery.
Police say Johnny **** stole shrimp from the Tops Friendly Market in the *** Plaza on ****** Avenue. Investigators say **** also pushed an employee when running away from the store.

So y'all need to hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your...shrimp and lipstick!!