Some people like camping. I like NOT camping.
But when they got back from their most recent camping trip, my husband mentioned that he'd like to try and take Evelyn and Houston next time. This would be very bad for me. How could I justify staying home when the rest of my family is out playing cave men?!
At first Evelyn was really excited at the idea. But after she thought about it for a while she had a couple of questions...
# 1. Will she have to use a porta potty?
#2. Will there be a Wegmans or a restaurant near by?
Because if there's a Wegmans near by then they can go hang out there all day and just go back to the campground to sleep.
I think I may be safe from the yuck that is camping for a little while longer.