After he showed me his badge - complete with FBI covered fancy lanyard - he told me he was looking for some bad guy who had listed our address as his. At least that's what I think he was saying. I was having a hard time paying attention because Houston, who was in his summer uniform - shirtless with backwards undies - kept trying to tell the man about our new lizard.
After asking me a few questions he wrote down my name and drove away...in his black SUV. Yes really!
If this wasn't considered the ghetto before I'd say we totally just earned it! On the other hand maybe it's not the the neighborhood that's ghetto. Maybe it's just the people who live in our house ;)
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That "lizard" that Houston was so excited about is actually our new pet bearded dragon.
Now I'm off to peak between the blinds and check my phone for wire taps.
