Why did that kid just try to pee on your face?

At 4:00 AM I was attacked by a ten year old with revenge on his mind. True story...

There I was, sound asleep, when I suddenly felt a tickle on my face. I quickly rubbed my forehead only to find my hand covered with green paint!

Sitting on his knees in front of me, giggling like a little girl, was Ethan holding a container of finger paint. The kid was trying to paint my face green while I was sleeping!!

He is soooo lucky I can take a joke! I may have even deserved it a little after what I did to them on April Fools Day...

Dining room

Green milk

Painted face. Can't you see the evil in his eyes!?

In my defense, I did those things on April Fool's day! It's like an official holiday! Not some random night weeks later where a person may be dreaming of cupcakes and be completely caught off guard!

And my husband wasn't any help either. When he awoke during the commotion and I tried to tell him what happened he said, "Why did that kid just try to pee on your face!?"

Darn kids! I'm not even safe in my own home anymore...