Are you in good hands?

I saw this commercial while I was at the gym last night. I couldn't help but think about my kids. Replace the word "mayhem" with any of their names *cough* Evelyn *cough* and it goes from a commercial about insurance, to the story of my life.

"There's Mayhem Evelyn's in the world, but with an Allstate Agent, you don't have to live through it alone. Are you in Good Hands?"